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		<title>Jill Zarin Butts Heads With Barbra Streisand, No Freebies for Birthday</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 23:31:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; As Evelyn Lozado of Basketball Wives would say, she’s a non-m*f*ing factor, now that she has been fired from the Real Housewives of New York, and everyone except Jill Zarin knows it. The poor thing thought she could hijack &#8230; <a href="http://absurdtosublime.wordpress.com/2011/12/15/jill-zarin-butts-heads-with-barbra-streisand-no-freebies-for-birthday/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=absurdtosublime.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3236079&amp;post=1245&amp;subd=absurdtosublime&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Kim Richards&#8217; Stolen Home? UPDATE (video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 12:11:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Jill Zarin Fired: Will She Go Quietly?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 14:01:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; It’s official, Kelly Bensimon, Jill Zarin, Alex McCord and Cindy Barshop have been fired from the Real Housewives of New York City.&#160; People.com confirmed late last night.&#160; The rumors have been going around for the past week. READ &#8230; <a href="http://absurdtosublime.wordpress.com/2011/09/21/jill-zarin-fired-will-she-go-quietly/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=absurdtosublime.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3236079&amp;post=1243&amp;subd=absurdtosublime&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Jill Zarin, Kelly Bensimon &#38; Alex McCord Will Not Return to Real Housewives &#124; Alex McCord, Jill Zarin, Kelly Bensimon</media:title>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Atlanta: Kim Zolciak Gets Her Own Spin-off Show!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 13:46:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Is Simon van Kempen A Cyberbully? Depends On Your Perspective</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2011 17:51:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, the trip to Chicago for a book signing and meet and greet for fans does bite Alex Mc Cord and Simon van Kempen in the ass, after all. READ MORE&#8230;.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=absurdtosublime.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3236079&amp;post=1241&amp;subd=absurdtosublime&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Peggy Tanous Serves; Gretchen Rossi Gets Served on the Real Housewives of Orange County.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 May 2011 19:30:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Spoiler Alert n Gretchen Rossi&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; Jay Photoglou&#160; Gretchen Rossi had been avoiding service from Jay Photoglou’s attorneys for a while, so it was done publicly, in front of&#160; Bravo cameras. A source told absurd2sublime exclusively that this scene&#160; didn’t&#160; make &#8230; <a href="http://absurdtosublime.wordpress.com/2011/05/01/peggy-tanous-serves-gretchen-rossi-gets-served-on-the-real-housewives-of-orange-county/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=absurdtosublime.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3236079&amp;post=1240&amp;subd=absurdtosublime&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey Return May 16</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.wordpress.com/2011/04/13/jersey-in-the-house-theyre-back/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2011 20:20:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; As former Real Housewives of New Jersey cast member Danielle Staub recently said (paraphrasing) “ They’ve got more shit going on than you can ever imagine.”&#160; There’s certainly a ring of truth to that statement! read more &#160; RELATED &#8230; <a href="http://absurdtosublime.wordpress.com/2011/04/13/jersey-in-the-house-theyre-back/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=absurdtosublime.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3236079&amp;post=1239&amp;subd=absurdtosublime&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Gregg Leakes Puts Nene Leakes on Blast (video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Nov 2010 15:08:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A sneak peek into the episode airing November 28. Read More &#160; Related Articles: Gregg Leakes Divorcing Nene Nene Leakes Marriage on the Rocks<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=absurdtosublime.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3236079&amp;post=1237&amp;subd=absurdtosublime&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Kelsey Grammer&#8217;s New Pied a Terre</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Nov 2010 00:05:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here he stands photoshopped into a pic by curbed.com in the rental&#160; at 15 Central Park West he had when he went to New York to star in” Le Cage aux Folles “ the three bedroom Camille complained so adamantly &#8230; <a href="http://absurdtosublime.wordpress.com/2010/11/26/kelsey-grammers-new-pied-a-terre/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=absurdtosublime.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3236079&amp;post=1236&amp;subd=absurdtosublime&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County E-Mails</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 12:26:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After I posted Liar, Liar Pants on Fire, referring to Jay Photoglou, Smon Barney and Tamra Barney’s text messaging during the “Lost Footage” episode, Jay Photoglou sent me this series of emails. MORE&#62;&#62;&#62;&#62;&#62;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=absurdtosublime.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3236079&amp;post=1233&amp;subd=absurdtosublime&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney&#8217;s Reaction to Gretchen&#8217;s Blog</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 17:32:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tamra Barney of the Real Housewives of Orange County seems to have a short memory. Or, as my grandmother would say: Pot. Kettle. Black more<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=absurdtosublime.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3236079&amp;post=1232&amp;subd=absurdtosublime&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Jim Bellino: So Desirable</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 16:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Isn’t it funny the editing monsters at Bravo never showed us what the woman allegedly flirting with Jim Bellino at Gretchen’s Tupperware party on the last episode of the Real Housewives of Orange County actually did? Perhaps they are saving &#8230; <a href="http://absurdtosublime.wordpress.com/2010/01/24/great-sketch-of-jim-bellino/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=absurdtosublime.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3236079&amp;post=1231&amp;subd=absurdtosublime&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley: &#8220;It&#8217;s Hard Out Here for a Pimp&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 21:29:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just had to use that title from the “Hustle and Flow” movie. &#160; Slade, before the hairpiece &#160; The pimp rules state you must isolate your prey from everyone else. That’s why Slade Smiley, deadbeat dad of the year, &#8230; <a href="http://absurdtosublime.wordpress.com/2010/01/18/slade-smiley-its-hard-out-here-for-a-pimp/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=absurdtosublime.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3236079&amp;post=1230&amp;subd=absurdtosublime&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ramona Singer is Pedaling Backwards</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 18:12:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Statement 20 minutes ago from Ramona Singer: MORE&#62;&#62; Related Links: Joe and Tamra&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; Ramona&#8217;s Daughter&#160;&#160;&#160; Ramona: Open Mouth, Insert Foot Technorati Tags: ramona singer,the real housewives of new york,joe giudice,tamra barney<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=absurdtosublime.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3236079&amp;post=1229&amp;subd=absurdtosublime&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Joe Giudice,Tamra Barney and Ramona Singer</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 18:08:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to Ramona Singer of the Real Housewives of New York City, Joe Giudice , husband of table-flipping Teresa Giudice of the Real Housewives of New Jersey had dinner with Tamra Barney&#160; of the Real Housewives of Orange County last &#8230; <a href="http://absurdtosublime.wordpress.com/2010/01/17/joe-giudice-and-tamra-barney/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=absurdtosublime.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3236079&amp;post=1228&amp;subd=absurdtosublime&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Alexis Bellino&#8217;s Pursuit of Fame</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.wordpress.com/2010/01/17/alexis-bellinos-pursuit-of-fame/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 18:04:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[follow me on twitter&#160; How delusional could Taliban and Tits be?&#160; Apparently, they pursued a spot MORE&#8230;&#8230; &#160; Technorati Tags: alexis bellino,jim bellino,the real housewives of orange county season 5<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=absurdtosublime.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3236079&amp;post=1227&amp;subd=absurdtosublime&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin Has Third Eviction Order!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 02:36:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Real Squatters of Orange County RadarOnline.com has exclusively uncovered court documents that show Frank and Lynne Curtin&#160; from Real Housewives of Orange County are getting evicted from the house they currently live in. more&#8230;..<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=absurdtosublime.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3236079&amp;post=1226&amp;subd=absurdtosublime&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney: Connecting the Dots</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 16:59:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The &#8220;Unrehensible&#8221; Real Housewives</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 19:14:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[READ MORE Related Links: Alexis Bellino&#8217;s Messy Divorce Charity for Lynne Curtin Jay&#8217;s Revelations About the Reunion Show Vicki the Vicious &#160; Technorati Tags: gretchen rossi,alexis bellino,jim bellino,simon barney,lynne curtin,vicki gunvalson,donn gunvalson,the real housewives of orange county,tamra barney<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=absurdtosublime.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3236079&amp;post=1224&amp;subd=absurdtosublime&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Simon Barney Is Divorcing Tamra</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 22:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Charges Tamra Barney with infidelity. READ THE COURT DOCUMENTS &#160; Technorati Tags: simon barney,tamra barney,the real housewives of orange county season 5<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=absurdtosublime.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3236079&amp;post=1223&amp;subd=absurdtosublime&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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