So says Slade Smiley on the season opener of “Date My Ex’
I’m taking one for the legions of viewers who refuse to The Real Housewives of Orange County Nine minutes in, and I need a . With bleach. Slade tells these guys that no one messes with his family and Jo is family . With a Slade, who needs enemies? Poor Grayson, his youngest child, sick with brain cancer He speaks of it briefly here .http://www.ocregister.com/articles/slade-ocr-smiley-2097268-rosa-reallythis spinoff of
Poor abandoned Gavin, the older son. Not to mention calling your parents “The Clampetts” to their faces on national tv. Slimy Slade. With family like Skade, you’re better off with a cobra. At least you know its supposed to be slimy. And what the hell is he wearing? Someone tell him he’s too old for the unwashed look. PLEASE
Four guys show up at Slades supposed mystery.in LA for this trainwreck to be introduced to Slade by this pimp named Myia . How Slade has a home is a
Jo’s first John is Martin. Slade and Myia watch the date on. This guy buys Jo a red dress to wear on the date. Whore much?
A sailor hat arrives from the second John, Michael. He takes her fishing on a boat. How romantic. Decapitating a fish. Fun.
John number three, David, sends her a Louis Vuitton scarf as his downpayment. He takes her for a helicopter ride. He seems as slimy as Slade, so she will probably like him. Slimy doesn’t like him, and his clothing gets even grungier.
At the end of the auction, Slade emotes about how he feels. Did i mention that he cannot act?
He asks David to leave.
Pimp Myia announces the elimination. Jo, wearing what looks like a short nightgown, in other words, appropriate dress for a hooker, tells Michael no. Martin, no. She chooses David. For drama…so contrived.
So David will be back next week. Can’t say I will.
I’m gonna need medication.