Category Archives: absurd

Slade Smiley: “It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp”

I just had to use that title from the “Hustle and Flow” movie.


Slade, before the hairpiece


The pimp rules state you must isolate your prey from everyone else. That’s why Slade Smiley, deadbeat dad of the year, talks to Gretchen Rossi about the other housewives constantly. And Gretchen Rossi, nice girl with a proven bad taste in men, hangs on his every word.



Date My Ex 

 D-Listers at the A-List Awards 

Gretchen,Slade and Jeff’s Money: Oh My!



Ramona Singer is Pedaling Backwards

Statement 20 minutes ago from Ramona Singer:


Related Links:

Joe and Tamra     Ramona’s Daughter    Ramona: Open Mouth, Insert Foot

Joe Giudice,Tamra Barney and Ramona Singer

According to Ramona Singer of the Real Housewives of New York City, Joe Giudice , husband of table-flipping Teresa Giudice of the Real Housewives of New Jersey had dinner with Tamra Barney  of the Real Housewives of Orange County last night and had some sort of accident!




Lynne Curtin Has Third Eviction Order!

DNP Random Things

The Real Squatters of Orange County has exclusively uncovered court documents that show Frank and Lynne Curtin  from Real Housewives of Orange County are getting evicted from the house they currently live in.


Atlanta Housewives:NAACP “Image Award”?


Kandi Burruss, NeNe Leakes, Lisa Wu Hartwell, Kim Zolciak and Sheree Whitfield

 In a true WTF decision , the venerable NAACP has nominated the Real Housewives of Atlanta for it’s Image Award.

This has ignited a twitter controversy:


Victoria Rowell Will Be a “Real Housewife”

vr3.jpg image by daytimeconfidential


According to her tweets, Victoria Rowell has confirmed her participation in Season 3 of The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

If it is indeed true, we can look forward to some dignity and class in the mix, hopefully.

Victoria Rowell starred as Drusilla on “The Young and the Restless”, but that was a couple of years ago.



Victoria Rowell never says never            Victoria Rowell an Atlanta Housewife?

Whose Hand is This?


One hint:  A child of one of the Real Housewives.  Under 18 (ok, that’s two hints)

New Year’s Eve nails.